The Nun – Friday afternoon entertainment


A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you”

She answers,” My son, you cannot offend me.

When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that
there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!

“OK” the nun says. “Pull over!”

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and
I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”



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