A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160kmh, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he hadleft.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the N1, enjoying pushing the pedal to
the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police
car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 180kmh, then 220 then 240kmh.

Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this
nonsense!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver’s side of
the BMW, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let
you go.”

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, “Years
ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her

“Have a good day, Sir”, said the policeman.

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