The pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks the pope who he is.
The pope: ‘I am the pope.’
St. Peter: ‘Who? There’s no such name in my book.’
The pope: ‘I am the representative of God on Earth.’
St. Peter: ‘Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me ”
The pope: ‘But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ”
St. Peter: ‘The Catholic Church ‘ Never heard of it ‘ Wait, I’ll check with the boss.’
St. Peter walks away trough heavens gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: ‘There’s a dude standing outside who claims he’s your representative on Earth.’
God: ‘I don’t have a representative on Earth, not that I know of ‘ Wait, I’ll ask my son!’ (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: ‘Yes father, what’s up?’
God and St. Peter explain the situation
Jesus: ‘Wait, I’ll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.’
Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he’s laughing.
Jesus: ‘Remember that fishing club I’ve started 2000 years ago? ‘ It still exists.’ Martina Dimbeck