One liner Jokes

We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia.
We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.

Father in Church: An hour’s pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace. Any questions?
Someone yelled: Tell me how do you make it last an hour ?

Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity – don’t screw the opportunity!

What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.

What is Female Viagra? Jewellery.

An old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!

The saddest part of a Man’s body are his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang unto Death !

Girl: Excuse me, brother, that’s my seat.
Boy: OK! But I’m not your brother, my father never did your mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !

Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted…!

Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot “do” or….Stay home and “do” what I cannot look at….

Sex and shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on and on!

How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!

What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a Man’s job!!

A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline.
It reads:
“Team to play with Dicks out”.

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