One hole behind


Another one for the books.
>
> A Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up
> ahead of him and went to her and said,
>
> “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’ m on..”
>
> She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.”
>
> He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later he got lost again.
> He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
>
> “I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost again, can you please
> tell me what hole I’m on?”
>
> She told him,”you are one hole behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.”
>
> Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished
> he saw her in the clubhouse. He went upto
> her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She
> accepted.
>
> As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a
> living.”I’m in sales.” she said.
>
> He replied, “No kidding so am I. What do you sell?”
>
> She said it’s too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading
> to know what she sold and finally, she said
> she’d tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.
>
> She said, “I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)”.
>
> He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
>
> She said, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”.
>
> He replied (still with tears in his eyes), “I’m sorry, but I
> couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper…..
> I ‘m still one hole behind you.”



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