A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.
The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one hell of a hurry.
I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go
play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the
tooth and be done with it.
We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in
town and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the
Anesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this is surely
a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using
anything to kill the pain.” So the dentist ask him, “Which tooth
is it sir?
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth Honey,
and show him.”