3 burner BBQ

A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her new outfit before going out. She posed this way and that before her husband, who looked on with disinterest, then remarked, “Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!”
Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed he lent over, tapped her on the shoulder, and said, “How bout it? She replied “No thanks, It’s not worth firing up the whole Barbecue for half a sausage!”

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